Sunday, November 04, 2007

EYE TO EYE
After having been in great sync all through a harrowing week, the body has decided to give up. Typing this post is difficult with one hand choosing fall sleep and one eye refusing to open. For a Ctrl+Alt+Del, I can't see the Ctrl on the left side of the keyboard with only my right eye, and the Del is at too difficult a distance for my stubby fingers..
(As the right side of Pirate One-Eye's brain contemplates how this is to be managed, the other side is fast losing interest. Nonsense, how is One to accomplish anything if there is no Team Spirit, it wonders, as it mentally tries to prod the Left)
........
(Silence. One-Eye, one hand and Half-Wit are asleep. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. The motto has united..)

22 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

are you sure you're just on benadryl ? :-P

November 04, 2007 11:04 AM  
Blogger A said...

anuj: One-Eye drinks only Rum, matey.

November 04, 2007 11:07 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

yohoho

November 04, 2007 11:07 AM  
Blogger A said...

..and a Bottle of Rum!!

November 04, 2007 11:09 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

you lily livered bandicoot

November 04, 2007 11:13 AM  
Blogger A said...

you sub-tropical sea louse!!

November 04, 2007 11:18 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

you dunderheadec coccoon

November 04, 2007 11:19 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

dunderheaded*

November 04, 2007 11:20 AM  
Blogger A said...

you moth-eaten marmot!!

November 04, 2007 11:21 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

you odd-toed ungulate !

November 04, 2007 11:23 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

ectoplasmic byproduct !

November 04, 2007 11:25 AM  
Blogger A said...

Thundering son of a sea-gherkin!

November 04, 2007 11:27 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

jellied eel !

November 04, 2007 11:28 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

slave trader !

November 04, 2007 11:32 AM  
Blogger Dinesh said...

I just saw 16 comments and told myself "man her posts are popular!"...and then I see the masterly work of two ardent followers of Captain Haddock...

Billions of blue blistering, boiled and barbaqued barnacles!

17 comments...well done

November 05, 2007 12:12 AM  
Blogger DSK said...

I is like post (although I is no like the 'poster' so much).

I is like that ALL those with stubby fingers will unsuccesfully try to reach out to all three keys at the same time.

Those with slender beautiful fingers (like self) will also fail at the attempts, but atleast the one open eye will have something beautiful to look at :P

November 05, 2007 1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahem... Ahem...

I ponders at all this banter :D!!!

Jo

November 05, 2007 3:42 PM  
Blogger DeepBlueSea said...

Sneaky way to increase the comment count :P

November 05, 2007 7:12 PM  
Blogger tHeFiRsTiDioT said...

@deepbluesea - Agree - she just likes to see posts with a lot of comments

Ten thousand Thundering Typhoons

November 10, 2007 6:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I concur. Too many posts in a short span, I see. Vedaphone not giving enough work?

Adu

November 13, 2007 3:23 PM  
Blogger A said...

dinesh: As you can see, I have people accusing me of being sneaky and underhanded to increase comment count. So even at 23, I ain't happy :(

dsk: Since you are still being ignored, having been charged with Ditching and Stabbing, and not yet proven innocent, your supposedly beautiful fingers will also have to face resounding silence of being ignored.

Jo: I shall act like I haven't understood :P

deepbluesea & thefirstidiot: Sidey nonsense, both of you!

Adu: I'm sure that's going to jinx my peaceful days and I'll have a bad time, beginning immediately. Sigh.

November 15, 2007 1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you got all time in the world to blog and u got no time to call me ... Grrr !!
btw, me MIGHT go on the trek without you :) :) :P

November 25, 2007 9:07 PM  

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